Sunday, November 16, 2008

You might be a sacramental Nazarene if...

So, this might be know the drill. Finish the statement, Jeff Foxworthy-style.

Here's a few to get us started:'ve thought about it enough to actually coin a term like "Nazcopalian."'ve received stares, glares, reprimands and/or hate-mail for publicly crossing yourself before receiving the Lord's Supper. think having candles in worship is more than worth cleaning up the wax drips afterward, thank you very much. (Pass the iron and the brown paper bags!) your home at least one of the following can be found: a prayer book, a rosary, an icon, a baptized infant, any book by Alexander Schmemann, [insert your own 'dead giveaway' here].'ve ever quoted John Wesley's "it is the duty of every Christian to receive the Lord's Supper as often as he [sic] can" to advocate increased celebration of said sacrament. like/miss our hymnal, despite its lack of good eucharistic hymnody (which assumes, of course, that you've noticed this lack). shudder at the thought of those little pre-packaged communion "kits" we use at General Assembly.

Okay, I could probably go on an on, but I'd better give others a chance. Your turn. Have fun (without being too cynical...)! :-)

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